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Why Hugging Hurts Girls
8 people have died from not reposting
this.So on the news there was a girl
who submitted a tape and it was a
phone conversation
betw een a girl and her boyfriend. This
is how it
went:

A mber: Ronny, are you gonna come over
tomorrow to meet my mom? Like I said
before, she really
wants to meet you.

Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how
much this
means to you. When would you like me
to come
over?

Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny,
what’s that
tapping sound?

Ronny: What?! I don’t hear anything…
You’r e
probably imagining things, sweetheart.

A mber: Quit joking around, Ronny!!
Stop making
that noise. It’s getting louder!

Ronny : I don’t joke, you should know
that by
now… I love you so much, and I would
never lie to you…

Amber: It’s starting to hurt my
ears!!!!! How can you
NOT hear that?! Hold on, there’s
someone at the
door… I’ll be right back! Don’t miss
me too much!

**She answers the door and sees Ronny**
**standin g there, holding a knife and
a phone**

R onny: Hey, honey… I’ve missed
you…

**He slaughtered Amber and when her
parents**
**came at six the next day he killed
them too.**

If you don’t repost this bulletin in
two hours, Amber
will crawl out from under your bed in
your sleep
and murder you. The last thing you
will see are her
rotting eyes and the phone…still in
her hand and repost
this with the title “why hugging hurts
girls”

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me… It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.’ I
was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’

And the moral of this story is: Always
keep your condoms in your car.