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Why Hugging Hurts Girls

Why Hugging Hurts Girls
8 people have died from not reposting
this.So on the news there was a girl
who submitted a tape and it was a
phone conversation
betw een a girl and her boyfriend. This
is how it
went:

A mber: Ronny, are you gonna come over
tomorrow to meet my mom? Like I said
before, she really
wants to meet you.

Ronny: Of course, honey. I know how
much this
means to you. When would you like me
to come
over?

Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny,
what’s that
tapping sound?

Ronny: What?! I don’t hear anything…
You’r e
probably imagining things, sweetheart.

A mber: Quit joking around, Ronny!!
Stop making
that noise. It’s getting louder!

Ronny : I don’t joke, you should know
that by
now… I love you so much, and I would
never lie to you…

Amber: It’s starting to hurt my
ears!!!!! How can you
NOT hear that?! Hold on, there’s
someone at the
door… I’ll be right back! Don’t miss
me too much!

**She answers the door and sees Ronny**
**standin g there, holding a knife and
a phone**

R onny: Hey, honey… I’ve missed
you…

**He slaughtered Amber and when her
parents**
**came at six the next day he killed
them too.**

If you don’t repost this bulletin in
two hours, Amber
will crawl out from under your bed in
your sleep
and murder you. The last thing you
will see are her
rotting eyes and the phone…still in
her hand and repost
this with the title “why hugging hurts
girls”

Emotion Test

write your answers underneath the
question.
The answers are at the bottom, BUT
don’t cheat.
Then repost this for others to answer.

1 .which color is better red, black,
green, blue, or yellow?
-black

2. your first initial?
- S

3. what month were you born in??
- september

4. which color do you like more, black
or white?
- black

5. name one of your friends?
- y2k

6. your favorite number?
- 5

7. do you like flying or driving more?
- flying

8. do you like a lake or the ocean
more?
- ocean

9. think of a wish, but don’t
write it…
-…

– answers-

1. if you chose:

red - you are alert and your life is
full
of love.
black - you are conservative and
aggressive.
green - your soul is
relaxed and you are laid back.
blue - you are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you
love and give good advice to those who
are down.
yellow - you are a very happy person..

2. if you’re initial is:

a-k - you have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.

l-q - you try to enjoy your life to the
maximum & your love life is soon to
blossom.
r- z - you like to help others and your
future love life looks very good.

3. if you were born in:

jan-mar - the year will go very well
for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally
unexpected.

april-june - you will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.

july-sept - you will have a great year
and will experience a major
life-changing experience for the good.

oct-dec - your love life will be great,
and eventually you will find your soul
mate.

4. if you chose:

black: your life will take on a
different direction, it will seem hard
at the times but will be the best thing
for you, and you will be glad for the
change.
white: you will have a friend who
completely confidens in you and would
do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.

5. this person is your best friend.

6. this is how many true friends you
have in your lifetime.

7. if you chose:

flying - you like adventure.

driving - you are a laid back person.

8. if you chose:

lake - you are loyal to your friends
and your lover and yourself are very
reserved and not emotional.

ocean - you are spontaneous and like
to please people sometimes.

9. this wish will come true only if you
repost this with the title:

Don’t

1 DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast
cancer. So go to bed without it.

3 DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

4 DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the
skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time
to go into deep sleep.

Lastly…..

5 DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHERS’ WIFE /HUSBAND
You may never wake up again.

My Hot Girlfriend’s Sister

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me… It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.’ I
was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

 

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’

And the moral of this story is: Always
keep your condoms in your car.